Suicide Pool
They're all dead... Suicide winners... Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
Dead, dead, DEAD.  They're all dead... Ooohhhhhh the humanity...

Four weeks. One month.  Thirty three tipsters, and no one left who has managed to predict ONE winner per week...

There were three in the running this weekend, and all three waited until the last game of the weekend, the 'gimmy game', Taranaki heading to Pukekohe to roll the winless (until now) Counties Manukau Stealers.

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and then there were ten - suicide round 3 Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
Well, after last weeks blood bath, this week can't be as bad, can it...?
 
To start with there are only ten punters left, so we can't repeat the 19 deaths in a match.
 
But, potentially, we could lose 70 percent of the survivors in one fell swoop, should Southland trip up in their match against Manawatu.  Which is not far beyond the realms of possibility.  Playing at home though, the Swede Eaters should have too much for the green and whites.
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30 - 20 = 10 suiciders remaining Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
Never before in the short history of the suicide pool has there been a massacre as seen when the might of Harbour crashed down to Tasman.  Ninteen of thirty live suiciders backed Harbour.  Not one backed Tasman.  Tasman won.  With that, 65% of the tipsters went to boot hill, do not pass go, do not collect the $115 prize pool, thanks for coming, don't let the door hit you on the way out...
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Suicide Pool v2 - the deaths start Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
Round 2 of the NPC started, and with it, round 2 of Suicide, and one game gone, the Thursday match.  One tip, one death, thanks to Taranaki going down, in an entertaining match against the might of the Northland Taniwha.  A bloody entertaining game of rugby, with steak eggs and chips loving Taniwha prop Karl Haitana featuring front and centre on the Sky coverage, perhaps the director had a crush, as the big fella is no oil painting!  He did play pretty well though for a Dad's army looking prop!  Final score to the bad guys (for our unfortunate tipster) 29-16.
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Three deaths - round 1 suicide Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
Week one done and dusted of the NPC* Suicide money pool, and three early deaths, thanks to Harbour over turning the Dan Carter led Canterbury, the Bay tipping over Northland, and Manawatu storming back to claim a win over Counties Manukau in the final 15 minutes. 

There were a few close calls though, if Otago could have found a goal kicker, and somehow managed to keep Wellington's Kirkpatrick on the field longer, then we might have seen the first mass suicide of the season, with eight deaths.  However, somehow the Ranfurly Shield stayed with the holders, while the big golden 'O' headed back south sans Shield, but with an NPC bonus point.

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Suicide Pool - Week 1 NPC Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
And so it starts - Suicide Pool NPC, and the first game been and gone, with Taranaki rolling over the top of Tasman.  Putting three happy campers through to the second round already - Hooroo, D-Up and Chaz's Raiders.  NO deaths in this match as no one foolish enough to back the Frankenstein's Monster that is the Tasman amalgamation of Marlborough and Nelson Bays.
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TSF Suicide Pool - and the winner is Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
After 11 tough rounds of SuicidePicks one TSFer has outlasted the competition and become the winner of the First Ever TSF SuicidePool Winner!!

Congratulations ...KIRWAN

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TSF Suicide Pool - the final 3 Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
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Righto kids, it's down to the final three Mullet, Kirwan and BayImports.  All three survivors have yet to select the Crusaders or Cheetahs, and both Mullet and BayImports have the Bulls as well.
What will be intriguing is to see if any of them risk selecting the Cheetahs before the final round.
Let's meet the final three, with odds supplied by the Competition Committee.

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TSF Suicide Pool Round 8 Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
CHEETAHS CLAIM ANOTHER KILL

ROUND 8 DEATH TOLL : 1

5 different strategies were employed this week and for the most part these strategies paid off.
13 of the starting 14 players made it through to round 9, making it the most successful round ever.

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TSF Suicide Pool Round 7 Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
ROUND SEVEN DEATH TOLL 4

CAUSE OF DEATH
Jimmy Gopperth's decision to consistently kick the ball away while the Blues were trailing the Waratahs was the cause of our first death from last week, TIM.

The next sweeping torrent of death happened when the Highlanders came out of nowhere to rampage all over the Bulls in the Palmerston North sunshine. Everyone watching the game yelled "Superb!", "Brilliant!" & "Sublime!"

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TSF Suicide Pool Round 6 Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
HOUSE KEEPING NOTE, PLEASE READ

ALL ENTRIES MUST BE RECIEVED NO LATER THAN 12 HOURS BEFORE KICK OFF IN THE OPENING MATCH OF THE ROUND, OKAY? This will be the hard and fast rule from now on.
12 HOURS ... not 1 hour .... not 30 minutes, not even 5 hours. 12 ...That's a dozen. Any late entries will be automatically awarded the bottom placed active team on the S14 table.

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TSF Suicide Pool Round 5 Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
DEATH TOLL FOR THIS ROUND

(Mr & Mrs Gibbit. Round 5's only victims)...

CAUSE OF DEATH
First the Bain's now the Gibbits. Jesus New Zealand, haven't we had ENOUGH of these family massacres?

Whilst writing up the Round 5 preview article GIBBIT had included thoughts that many people were being boring and only choosing whichever team played the Cheetahs.

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TSF suicide pool Round 4 Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
DEATH TOLL FOR THIS ROUND

This week's death toll was 3.

CAUSE OF DEATH
Bartman & D_Up didn't send an entry in for this round so they were given a default pick of the lowest ranked team, the Cheetahs.
This is a new and on-going rule that we here at the Rules Committee thought up during the week. We felt that rather than defaulting completely it was better to at least have a 'punchers chance' of surviving a round.

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TSF Suicide Pool Round 3 Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
The death toll from round 3 was nothing short of horrific as 28.5% of the playing population were wiped out.

Of the 6 teams that players chose only the Waratahs, Bulls and Reds won and took their Ferners through to Round 4.

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Suicide Pool Round 2 Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
The TSF Suicide Pool sustained only light damage in round 2. 34 players started the week, and when round 2 had finished the death toll stood at a very impressive 1

MN5 and Corkscrew were the only two players who did NOT choose the Stormers, Sharks or Force this week.
Conrad Smith's 79 minute try was another boot in the nuts for the Highlanders who lost the match 22-17.

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Week 1 - bring out your dead Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
Afternoon all, the TSF Suicide Pool took significant damage in round 1. 9 players died this week out of our field of 46, that's 20% of the field.

In world terms that is the equivalent of all of the wild animals in Africa storming the cities then attacking and eating each and every one of the humans.

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Suicide Pool - Week 1 picks Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
And weeeeeeeeeeeee're off!


We start the year with a field of 45 players.  This week 35 of you have chosen either the Bulls or the Lions , so if either of them lose or draw that will kill of roughly 75% of our players and make for a boring season.

Here are the teams and which Ferners have chosen them for SuicidePool this week.

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TSF Suicide Pool Print E-mail
Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY THE SILVERFERN SUPER 14 SUICIDE POOL? IT WOULD BE RUDE NOT TO!

If you’ve never done a suicide pool before here is how it works,
You pick one team per week.
If your team wins, you advance to the next week.
If your team loses, or draws, you’re done for the year. Dead. Gone. Finito
Oh, and you can only pick a team to win ONCE. That bit is the cool tricky bit
Last TSFer standing wins the exciting PRIZE (that I haven't gone and bought yet...but it might be mildly awesome).

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